Albemarle Selects Homecoming Queen and King: Daziah and Dre Davis Take the Throne

Albemarle High School crowned its latest Homecoming royalty, and this year, it’s a family affair—Daziah Davis and Dre Davis, siblings who managed to sweep the titles of Queen and King. The pair celebrated their win with a wave and a shrug, while Principal Barfield fumbled with the oversized crowns that seemed more suitable for medieval reenactments than a high school gym.

Daziah, known for her unbeatable social media game and cheer squad stunts, accepted her crown with a heartfelt speech that was mostly lost in the gym’s crackling speakers. Meanwhile, Dre, who claims he had no idea he was even nominated, spent most of the ceremony trying to keep the crown from slipping off his head.

Rumor has it that next year’s hopefuls are already plotting a campaign strategy involving more snacks and fewer awkward speeches. But for now, Daziah and Dre will reign over Albemarle, tackling their duties—like waving at halftime and figuring out where to store those oversized sashes—one day at a time.