Crypto Bros Murad and Ansem Hit The Tomahawk Throwing Range & Blade Shop After Brutal Meme Trade Losses

After a particularly rough day in the meme coin market, crypto influencers Murad and Ansem decided it was time to blow off some steam the old-fashioned way—by chucking sharp objects at The Tomahawk Throwing Range & Blade Shop. Fresh off a string of bad trades (turns out $FARTCOIN didn’t quite live up to its name), the pair took their frustrations out on the targets, letting tomahawks fly.

“We just needed to let it out, you know?” said Ansem, still wearing his ‘Buy the Dip’ T-shirt. “Sometimes, the only thing that makes sense is hurling axes.” Murad nodded in agreement, mid-throw. “Next time, maybe we’ll stick to the Rage Room. Less risk of getting a tomahawk stuck in the ceiling.”