Gigachad Seeks Answers from Albemarle’s Psychic, Flexes Through the Unknown

In a surprising twist, the internet’s favorite ultra-macho meme, Gigachad, made his way to Albemarle’s most renowned psychic this week, looking for some cosmic insights. Striding into the crystal-covered den, Gigachad reportedly asked the psychic, “Am I destined for even more gains?” while casually flexing his biceps.

The psychic closed her eyes, communed with the spirit guides, and dramatically whispered, “The stars foresee… more reps and protein shakes in your future.” She then added something about aligning chakras, but Gigachad was already doing push-ups in the waiting room.

When asked about his experience afterward, Gigachad shrugged and said, “Not sure about the whole destiny thing, but she told me I’m ripped in all timelines. I’ll take it.”